Season 5

S05E01 – 1600 Candles

The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces ...
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S05E02 – The One That Got Away

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is ...
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S05E03 – One Little Word

When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say ...
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S05E04 – Choosey Wives Choose Smith

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a ...
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S05E05 – Escape From Pearl Bailey

Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and ...
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S05E06 – Pulling Double Booty

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from ...
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S05E07 – Phantom of the Telethon

Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA's budget ...
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S05E08 – Chimdale

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must ...
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S05E09 – Stan Time

Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to ...
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S05E10 – Family Affair

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full ...
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S05E11 – Live and Let Fry

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally ...
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S05E12 – Roy Rogers McFreely

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ...
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S05E13 – Jack’s Back

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers ...
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S05E14 – Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits ...
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S05E15 – Wife Insurance

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan ...
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S05E16 – Delorean Story-An

Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages ...
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S05E17 – Every Which Way But Lose

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a ...
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S05E18 – Weiner of Our Discontent

Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger ...
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S05E19 – Daddy Queerest

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, ...
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S05E20 – Stan’s Night Out

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' ...
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